Cracked worst band names

These names represent some of the worst music ever made, not according to me, but according to everyone. If possible, avoid overwashing, especially with lathering soaps containing detergents that can further dry the skin. So, with that i mind i have gathered together a further 50 of the worst, most outrageous or just plain stupid band names ever again, the criteria for inclusion is that the bandartist must have released a regular i. Ever since the dave matthews band set the standard for. As usual, its a glorious patchwork of genres and intentions, from deadly serious metal bands plumbing medical dictionaries for inspiration to anonymous local groups just trying to entertain themselves. I will start leaving out all blackdeathgrindcore metal bands because, imho, their names are meant to be ridiculous like anal cunt. We think its safe to say that these poor bastards have names so unfortunate, that they never stood a chance in. This one still lives on as one of the worst band names in the history of.

Lets hope their sounds are more solid than their names. Prince was predated by many years when a forerunner of underworld used just a glyph as the band name. Worst band names of all time best, most, greatest of. After all, bad company, bad brains, and bad religion certainly qualify as possessing bravado and fierceness through the power of their music.

A new year means more than crowded gyms for a few weeks. It also displays a level of pretentiousness that triggers an innate defense mechanism in most human beings to avoid your smug little dipshit band at. The top ten worst rock bands of all time 1 nickelback nickelback is a canadian rock band formed in 1995 in hanna, alberta, canada. As the year draws to a close and a weary world takes stock of the past 12 months, let us distract ourselves from the whirling sea of shit we continue to endure with a frivolous list of goofy band. Peppers lonely hearts club band, various artists 1978. The music biz is full of loveable misfits when it comes to band names. The 22 worst band names ever the nervous breakdown. Atomic mass is defined, first, as the mass of an atom and, second, as a really bad idea for a band name. Other bands have tried to use numbers or even symbols as identifying marks not all have failed, obvious exceptions include 999 and those that combine letters with numbers. The georgia rock band led by battling brothers chris and rich robinson played a ragged mixture of garage rock and altcountry for about five years under. Gmm s12 e63 14 6 worst band photos ever taken duration. With the ridiculous multitude of options for consumers, not just among the diverse crop of musical acts but all the different ways of discovering new music, picking the right band name is more important than ever. Catch the classic metal show on saturdays from 9pm to 3am est at.

If you want to pick a color and an animal, theres already white lion and whitesnake. Pretty much the only way you can avoid the constant ridicule of having a weird first or last name is to be super hot or rich, and even then, the name bullying will always exist behind your back. The best treatment, according to reed, is prevention. In the 70s, band names tended to be pretty concrete. Traditionally, rock bands whose names begin with the word bad tend to exude a general toughness if not genuine menace badfinger notwithstanding. Bad company 1972 movie of the same name black sabbath a boris karloff classic duran duran named after the bad guy in 1967s campy barbarella heaven 17 a fictional band originally mentioned in a clockwork orange level 42 a hitchickers guide to the galaxy they might be giants from george c. These band names arent as laughoutloud idiotic as some of the. A british act decided to come up with a band name even more ironically detached than the band, just to make robbie robertson feel like an asshole. The best band names have to be memorable enough for people. What is the funniest real name of a metal band youve ever heard.

Sometimes youre born with an awesome name like dave grohl, and other times youre given the unawesome name of marvin lee, forcing you to. A funny website filled with funny videos, pics, articles, and a whole bunch of other funny stuff. A band name this overtly meta is bound to either leave most people reenacting an annoying version of the abbott and costello routine or presuming you have a stutter. Moisturize several times a day with a thick, emollient lubricating hand cream or lotion. Weve all thought of one at some point, whether for a real band, or for hypothetical amusement. A band is a musicians collective that needs a catchy name in order to gain popularity and stand out from the others in the artist community. I dont also include band names that are atrocious, but sound funny enough like oing. The 25 most ridiculous band names consequence of sound.

I dont know about great bands who still have awful names, but there are a few that were really bad before they changed it. All across the world, people are vowing to make 2011 the year they finally start a band. The bands lineup for most of its existence has been the quartet of darius rucker, mark bryan, dean felber, and jim sonefeld. This ohiobased christian metal band picked their name one year before the 2006 adaptation of the lauren weisberger novel hit the big screen, but its still a. Some of the bands have chosen funny band names that the artists deserve a mention for the plain reason of choosing such a weird moniker for themselves. The worst band names at cmj 2015, from space bacon to ringo deathstarr its not easy to come up with an original band name, but there is a line. Written in the description for the artists is what was written by dustin glick and jason newman not me.

The union jacks, euphoria, cosy, sandking, rose motel. Theyve got a terrible band name, and to stay with that. That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet. Check out the silliest band names according to ug community inside. In our research, weve found too many bizarre, unique band names that inspire either facepalms or chuckles to list, so these are our. Apparently looking like the child molester from little children and the brainy dude from a different world wasnt lame enough for these guys, and so they decided to give themselves a name that sounds like the aim screen name of a 12yearold from new jersey with a bad sense of humor.

Some bands have great songs and lame names others just erm completely bite in every possible way. Namepistol now proudly exposes the 27 worst offenders. The 100 most unfortunate names in human history gallery. You might as well just call yourself terrible music and save people the. Club has done every year since 2006, we present a bewilderingly thorough list of funny, bad, funnybad, or otherwise notable band names we encountered over the past year. Godawful terrible horrible band names and the godawful.

The band is composed of guitarist and lead vocalist chad kroeger, guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist ryan peake, bassist mike kroeger, and drummer daniel adair. The great 80s combination of an insect and an acronym land this band on the worst names of all time list. Neeley and chris discuss an article about the 25 worst band names ever. Club sees thousands of band names, so we like to consider ourselves experts in noting the memorable ones. The 100 best band names of all time rate your music. These are the worst band names in indie rock the village. Theres the eagles and the eagles of death metal, the who and the guess who. Having an unfortunate, funny or awkward name can be a hard thing to overcome in life.

Connect to your existing cracked account if you have one or create a new cracked username. With the ridiculous multitude of options for consumers, not just among the diverse crop of musical. It looks great on the sign outside, but it causes anger and dissention with the club staff. This list consists of albums or songs that have been considered the worst music ever made by. Cracked ice founder and saxophonist crispin cioe has put together a distinguished group of professional musicians who are considered to be among the top. What is the funniest real name of a metal band youve ever. The history of terrible band names the village voice.